was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Randomize
