So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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