i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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