Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I made him laugh his dick is mine
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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