Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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