**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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