Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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