I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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