Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
