ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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