O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
