Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
