I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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