I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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