just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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My dick has a subreddit
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Sext me about skeletons
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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