I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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