gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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