I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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