dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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