no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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