I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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