I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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