The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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