my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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