Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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