im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I could fuck to npr.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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