he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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