I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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