You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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