The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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