She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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