ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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