So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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