True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
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Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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