Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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