I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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