I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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