Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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