I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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