just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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