I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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