I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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