When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
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Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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