Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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