There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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