I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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