Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i believe in u and ur pee
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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