My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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