Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Pants are for mortals
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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