I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
this hospital has no fireball
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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