I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
smell my finger.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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