Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
My feet surprised me
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