When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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