I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I want to have your abortion
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.