youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
this is jacob
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?