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• (310): View more from California

  its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"

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• (818): View more from California

  Its about making memories worth repressing

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• (769): View more from Mississippi

  My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth

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• (234): View more from Ohio

  Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...

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  Exactly.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.

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• (619): View more from California

  Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  How are you feeling?

  (435): View more from Utah

  I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.

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